An old witch thought that she would make a fortune telling fortunes, so she bought a crystal ball, but she couldn't see any future in it!

Q: What witches do you find in the desert?
A: Sandwitches!

I met two witches who were twins - I just couldn't tell which witch was which!

Q: What kind of witches play croquet?
A: Wicket witches.

Q: What happedned when the little witches ate all their witchtable soup?
A: They gruesome.

Q: Why do witches go around scaring people?
A: They're just trying to eek out a living.

Q: Did you hear about the dog triner who joined a coven?
A: He went from wags to witches.